*BEEEEP*

I said the *BEEP* word like TWICE TODAY! Ok, not said, but like screamed. SCREAMED!!!!!!

Cause, one I saw huge ass cockroaches crawling from my rubbish chute AND THERE WERRE FRIGGING TWO OF THEM. LIKE?!? MY DAD WASNT AROUND SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?!?! I FRIGGING SMASHED ONE OF THEIR GUTS OUT, LIKE SPLAT!!!!!! LIKE OOOSHHH! and the wall was stained with slimey guts with feelers and its badly smashed body on the racket. Then I thought dont have already right, went to throw my apple core down the chute THEN ANOTHER ONE CAME UP!!?!??!! then luckily, sis killed it.

AND TWO! I was flossing my teeth just now, AND YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?! the floss hooked onto my perm. retainers, and I YANKED IT OUT! CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW IT CAUGHT HOLD OF MY RETAINERS AND IT FRIGGING CAME OFF. I WAS DAMN #@!$(&#)*$!)@*I)!@$ ABOUT IT SERIOUSLY AND I AM STILL. the cement flap is like hanging at the back of tooth AND YOU KNOW HOW WORRYING THAT IS?!?! I know it sounds exaggerating, but I really dont want my efforts that I had put in going through braces to go down the frigging drain because of this stupid mistake.

I had a really great day at the workshoptoday and made lots of my friends. But heck, dont really feel like talking about it now cause the evening spoilt everything for me (though I had this really kick ass prawn mee for dinner). UGH, *BEEP* THIS SHIT.

STAY HAPPY AND POSITIVE!

Sometimes when you're enjoying your happy moments and then suddenly like out of noooowhereee, something sad and upsetting strikes and BOOOM! you're alll weird and confused now.

I'm not exactly feeeling that way, but maybe like 30% of it? I'm not sure why. I think it's the meatball wave that's gonna stir up my uterus in one week's time, causing this unexplainable weird happening.

But yeah, I was looking at old photos and stuff liek that in my treasure box where I keep all your letters and stuff! Hehe. and I realize how much I miss some of you guys, and maybe... nothing's gonna be the same again. and all the mistakes that I have made and the number of people I've hurt in my entire liiiife... I guess... no one's perfect afteralll.

Sorry about my bitchy mood, just yeah, feeling really bitchy and itchy and eeky. D:

HOLA

HELLLOOOOO,

to those of you who are still reading this blog! reading about my boring life. But life's like that huh? It can't always be exciting and happening.

I went swimming again, it's my 3rd time swimming this week! Thank goodness for boring moments, so that I've nothing left to do but to swim my time and flabs away.

My sister and I watched like 4 episodes of Project Runway season 5 on cable straight!!!! I am sooo zonked from TV now, seriously. and after 8 months of not bothering my ear hole, I wanted to see if both of them have closed, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! THEY HAVENT!!! HAHAHHAH!!! My sister eeeeeeeep-ed the earsticks in, AND OMG THEY REALLY HURT BUT WHATEVER I GOT THEM IN!!!! HURRAY!!!! <3

Rollie Pollie Ollie

Hello, welcome back to yanhan's boring life.

Guess what's the most interesting thing that happened to me today? I HAD A MCSPICY MEAL FOR LUNCH TODAY!!!! Yeah, it's pretty interesting because it's my first time stepping out of my house (counting the days I stayed at home) to buy lunch, cause I usually survive on bread with kaya or jam, those ready-to-eat mantous and char shao bao found in the freezer or anything that can be found at home, OH MY GOSH CAN YOU SEE HOW LAZY I'VE BEEN?!?! Thanks to the big ass double mcspicy advertisement on straits times. :( I've beeenn wanting to eat it for days!

I've also been eating two meals a day since I wake up at like 12pm every single day. The goal of losing 3kg this holis will be achieved sooon, I HOPE! Ugh. Neeed a job now.

Cause, I've been a blob for too long. :(

Chill Bill

Today was supposed to be a starbucks outing, then changed to MOF, then changed to dimsum buffet and then, settled at watching The Ugly Truth with my lovely friend. :D

The moovie was mm goood, cause I like Katherine Hiegl (is that how I spell her name?) from 27 dresses! Then waffles with icecream cause tam got 10 dollars gelare voucher. Heh heh.

and had this weird conversation with my dad while we were eating watermelon,



me: Eh!! Where did you get this cut from?

dad: Oh. Nothing special, I fought with the ninjas today.

me: ...

dad: Watermelon today very sweet huh!

KARAOKE!!! <3

YAYYY!!!! Karaoke was damnnn fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (Y) Me and eugene were like guarding the door when mad and celest were trying to finish thier last song. Hahahhahaha. But it was reallly gooood seeeeing them again : ) and mad lent me her fei lun hai's photo album boook!!!!

And I got back my results. I think I did alright. Chicken neh neh, I got a C for cons b and law though I studied like crapz, BUT! Yeah, I did my bestest. :D and I got an A for my Grapeman (so much for tolerating the teacher) and Journalism! : )

AND AND AND, Subway called me! Me and char are going for an interview soooooon next tues! :D

and I had a really weird dream last night. Like I was at a hair dresser and I told the person I wanted more hair, and then she went to switch my scalp with someone else's (damn gross I know) and I had this really BIG POOOFY damaged hair and the hair dresser went to shave my fringe off so I was fringe less and I looked like an army boy from the front and this really weird pooofy hair monster at the back and I screamed like helllllll. Ok, the end

:o)

HELLO MAD!!! You not online, so I shalll write it here, I AM JOINING ESCAPADE AS CAMP FACIL WITH YOU!!!! I've decided :) I am so psyched now!!! Maybe that's because I have been doing nothing for the past few days. Wahahah.

Today's Sunday, which meansss... GRANDMA HOUSE!!! WHOO HOO!! Love her sesame oil chicken, it's so smooooothhh and gooood and her delicious homemade fishball soup, so warm and swirly in my tummy. :D My aunt is pregnant!!!! YAY!!!! I hope it's a girl, I hope it's a girl!!!!! And my grandma came back from taiwan and bought as MUA JI!!!! and this chocolate thing with strawberry marshmallows in it. :D

YAYYY!!!! And kbox with cel, fel, eug, ZY and mad on tues!!!! So excited!!!! YAY ZY!!! SO HAPPY YOU ARE COMING!!! :D

and halloweeen party on 31st!!!! Though it's gonna be one more month.. but whatever! CANT WAIIITTT!! :D

AND ALL THE BEST AT WORK TAM!!! MAMMY LOVES YOUUU <3

Sis

It's amazing I can squeeze out random things to write on my blog as my life has been like a plain bar of milk chocolate, no almond or hazelnut bits, the gooood ol' original flavour.

Yesterday from evening onwards, it was sister bonding time!! I rarely get to spend time with my sister anymore cause she's an working adult now (teacher at a primary school) but now she's undergoing training. and whenever she has time in the night after work, we go out for dinner together! We went to bed last night at 12, because we wanted to sleeep earlier but ended up talking for 2 hours and sleeping at 2am instead (yep, we sleeep side by side). Although she can get temperamental sometimeeeeesss, I still love her the way she is. <3

Croissants

Yet another day is gone. I woke up at 1pm today (again) for 3 consecutive days. I'm amazing! and I've no life. but it's good, it's good. I like having no life and just spending time alone. My friend asked me yesterday whether I was emo or something cause I like spending time alone. And nooooo, I'm NOT emo. Obviously, that friend doesn't know me very well at all.

I rmb what sakinah told me a few days ago, we're usually at home alone in the day but in the night, we know our parents and siblings will be back in the night to accompany us, which I think is perfectly true!

Anyway, I stupidly ruined my breakfast where I was trying to cut my just-oven-baked croissant in the middle to stuff mini cocktail sausages in it and the crispy croissant was reduced to flakes and crumbs. I hate it when my food is ruined. Hate it. :(

and I've this annoying pet peeve about people not saying thank you. WHY ISSIT SO HARD TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR PEOPLE?!? So bloody rude.

The world is beautiful!

WOW YOU KNOW I LOVE TODAY CAUSE YOU KNOW WHYYYY


why?


CAUSEEE! I GOT TO EAT DIMSUM BUFFET!!!! so awesome. <3 thanks to mommmmmmy! Food makes me a better person. I am quite disciplined lately, like knowing when to stop and when to eat, cause i always thought eating 3 times a day is a really normal thing to do? But sometimes, when you're not hungry, just don't force yourself to eat. THAT'S WHAT I LEARNT TODAY! How stupid, i just learnt it today. Oh well. I pretty much gained weight.. but then lost it through swimming yesterday and then gained them back after today's buffet. and I'm gonna swim my way through again to lose them. Yay.

Oh, yeah today! Mom took leave and my sister was freee from her training, then off we went to yum cha at Zhou's Kitchen @ Queensway. It was soooo gooood, I TELL YOU THE MANGO SAGO PAMELO THING IS LIKE DAMN AWESOME LIKE THE EXCITEMENT YOU WOULD FEEL WHEN YOU CRACK AN EGG!!!!! I ate like 4 and a half bowls?!? Then the waiter was like telling us that once, this group of 6 people ordered 30 bowls of them and that would mean 5 bowls per person!!!! And it's made from REALLLL MANGOOOO, no artificial flavouring!!!! I was so close to beating their record but I decided to save my last bit of stomach space for har gow. I ate like 10 of them and then I ate alot alot of other things!!!!!!!

Yeah, then we went to ikea and bought a new yellow chair shelll and a blue pillow, and my sister and I lugged them back home together (Y) Strange how some people are still schooling while I was shopping and eating my time away like a pig. But who cares? Life's good! HAHAH! :D

Happy Birthday Sak!

"You can't hurt me with the things that you do, I will pick up dandelions and I will give them to you"

Hahahha, sak just sent me this damn cute song!!!! Love makes the world go rouuunddd by PPG.

Speaking about sak, it was sak's brithday yesterday!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY GIRL!!!!!! Love you to bits and pieces and krunch like koko krunch. :D And we celebrated it today for her!!!! we bought her stufff and altogether it's called, "Sakinah's Survival Kit" ! and we literally made her into her favourite drink, Green Tea Frappe! Ohohoho. : )

Anyway, Sak, you've been sucha awesome friend, someone who will always be there to listen to me no matter what. <3

Before that, we celebrated for Evan. : ) At swenson's ice cream buffet! The whole idea of an ice cream buffet totally cheated us, cause it wasnt as good as it sounds. When bryan and evan left for some job thing, I really really enjoyed the heart to heart talk with madsy and tamz, two of my really really close friends tooo <3 Ahhh yep, so yesterday was an awesome day although it was pretty tiring I must say. : )

YESS!!!!!

YAY! I was reading newspaper today and I realize... I could actually hide someone from my facebook newsfeed! YES!!!!! I FINALLY HID THAT PERSON!!!!

No more disgusting gross stuff. (Y)


^ ^

It's sad how nobody gives a damn.

You guys are just waiting for someone to take the initiative right?

3.21am

OMG, IT'S FREAKING 3.21 AM AND I AM STILL WIDE AWAKE LIKE A SWIMMING GOLDFISH WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU GO SLEEP YANHAN YOU STUPID GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON TMR AND YOU ARE GONNA BE A ZONKED LIKE A GRILLED SATAY WITH CHOPPED ONIONS AND PEANUT GRAVY AT THE SIDE

Ok, what am I doing here again?

I CANT SLEEP!!!

Let's recall what I did today. I woke up at 1.30pm, I felt like I just swam and fought with the wavessss in the seaaaa, I was in a deeeep deeeep dream.

And then! I had dinner with my ah pa aaron, sweet ol megs and sexyyyy IBS2 at MadJack. <3 AHhhhh sooo nice!! I can't believe I hopped over the counter to get a free birthday cake for Sak. and they didn't give ONE free cake, they gave 4 CAKES!!!! By then, we were super full and thanks to genious meeeee we had to stuff ourselves silly. But welll, I really wanted to hop around like a kangaroo and make a fool of myself and get a free cake. I am weird, I know, but it's not like it's the first time you know me. The red milk tea at eachacup really made my day too, the pearls so bouncy doink doink one! Seriously! (ignore the fact that I say milk tea is bad for health and not forgetting the peeeaarrrrls, it's a once in a year treat yes?)

and then talked on the phone with eug and mad before my home phone died on me. I really really hope maddy the alien is happier now <3

To the happiest girl on the planet

HELLO MADDY MY DEAREST SISTER <3

Please stay strong, because many of us really do care for you. : )

I really reallly hope I can spread my happy vibes to you to make you genuinely happy!!! Because I really want you to be happy, to be that little cute happy alien. :o)

People who read this post, feeel freeee to comment and post happy comments for mad mad!!! Cause I know she will be reading this. : )


<3 <3
han

WOWEEE!

Ok, blogger is getting damn screwed up. But whatever! At least I can type. ^ ^

ANYWAY! Yesterday was sending laoyen off to taiwan! I really really hope for the best for her cause I know she really really wants it, and sending her off was the least we could do to show our support. Lovelove! <3 <3 We took a loooonnnggg train there and stupid boy laughs at every little stupid thing, and tammy and I always end up laughing at his laughter and not the joke. <3

ahhhh, I neeeed a job to scrape through the holidays. Don't wanna keeep going out, cause I'm really kinda sick of going out. :( I went to try out for the florist job, but alot of people have signed up for it! I guess that reduces my chances of securing the job. D:

Today, I thought I could stick around at home but! Neighbour was freeeee and yep! Off we went to Udders for some goooood icecream and this guy called Kenny, made both our day. Hahahhahah ^ ^ Sadly, her twin couldn't come, so it was me, sis and herself. We also went to he library, a place where I've beeen wanting to go but was so lazy to gooooo and borrowed some good books and magazines to read in the night.

Ahh, so blissful :)

<3

Just had a realllly reallly long phone chat with my bestfriend.

It's strange how I don't really like talking on the phone and the only person I talk on the phone with, is her!

Cause she's the bestest, my best friend. <3

: D

Today would be my sister's last day at De Laselle Primary school before she goes for further training! I'm sure she would be pretty sad over it, though kids can be terrible yet lovely at the same time, being a teacher at a primary schoool.. is pretty fulfilling! Seeing her come back home, falling asleep on the sofa while watching tv and her heavy eye bags but she's always so eager to share interesting stories! And she got soooo many gifts on teachers' day! Primary school children are indeed very generous. hahahhahaha!

that reminds me, I want a fulfilling job too. I got so many things I wanna do, and I might just do something unrelated to my poly course like my sister. Hahaha, like be a dolphin trainer! :D But yeah, that's just a random thought.

and mad's going kelong to fish over the weekend, I pray she has lotsssss of fuuuuuun in the sun and will be back home safely! :D

Chilllax-erz day todayz

PICNIC @ BOTANICS WAS FUNN!!!! I like how laid-back it was, sitting on plastic sheets and yet feeling the damp grass beneath my thighs. THANK YOU EVERYONE AND ESPECIALLY MAD, CEL AND EUG for planning the games and stufff <33 :D

we played truth or dare, and everyone kena also. I had to sing a song to a random couple playing leroy's guitar, and it was super fun!!!! I know I'm weird cause I like doing embarrassing stuff. But most of my friends like doing embarrassing stuff so I guess I'm not so weird afterall! then went to play lao ying zhua xiao ji (eagle catch small chicks HAHAH) and playy uno games, damn laid-back and slack-ish, I LIKE <3 HEN HAO!

then went to eat dinner with sister! the end! :D

HAPPY THREE FRIENDS!

Yay, so today, went out with happy three friends (me tam jit) to walk walk again!

I don't really like coffeebean afteralll. : /

and I spent half an hour figuring how to use a can opener to open the can of luncheon meat. BUT I OPENED IT!!!! I WAS SO ECSATIC!!!! :D my dad said he was very proud of me.

YAY!!! gonna fry beeehooon by myself tmr for everyone for tmr's picnic!!!!!! ^ ^ I hope I don't keel anyone.

HOLLLAA-DAYS

It was raining cats and dogs today, what a great way to start the holidays.

It was a really random day starting with me going to dover to meet eug and mad to eat ColdRock!! Thanks eug for treating :D and went to ColdStorage to walk walk - ahhhh gotta love the smell of ColdStorage, smells of cold ham and bread.

Mad and I went to eat wanton noodles while eug went to cut hair. I hope eugene is feeling superduper better now cause he was emo-ing for the rest of the time, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD OK! very sepcial <3 <3 Then went to meeet leeyen, leeyen's boyfriend to be, tammy and jit! Then went home together cause we were tired. Tired like a sack of potatoes.

What a cold day! And I am here snuggling in my blankie <3